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“The 100th Monkey and your Company’s Culture…”

By | 2014-11-21T02:58:55+00:00 November 21st, 2014|Hahndo|

Two monkeys are sitting under a palm tree just off the beach having a conversation… “I’m so tired of eating these sandy sweet potatoes! The sand gets in my mouth and crunches between my teeth…. Ughhh, how annoying!” “Hey, little brother, you should be happy that we have sweet potatoes. You’ll NEVERlike the crunch, but you’ll LEARN to live with it!” “Well, I just think there HAS to be a BETTER way…” “It’s been that way since before I was born and before our parents too. Don’t you think that if there was a better way, that one of the troop elders would have already discovered it?” The young monkey turned away from his older brother and walked off toward the beach. Within seconds a Sea Eagle [...]

“Dead Fish on My Desk…”

By | 2014-11-10T02:26:59+00:00 November 10th, 2014|Hahndo|

An employee walks into his manager's office and says, “Hey Boss, there is a dead fish on my desk”. The leader lifts his head and slowly waves his hand and says, “Yeah, I know, just work around it for now…” and goes about his work. The employee goes back to his desk and continues working until the dead fish slime is oozing onto his work and the smell is burning his nostrils before he heads back into his bosses office. “Hey boss… can you do something about the dead fish on my desk? It’s tough to get my work done and it's giving me a headache…” His boss slams down his phone and says, “Can’t you ever be happy? I [...]

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